It's hotter than than a stolen tamale hot outside. Hotter than a honeymoon hotel on the dark side of Vegas. Hotter than a fur-coat in Marfa, TX. Hotter than whoopie in wool sheets. Hotter than the surface of the sun near the hinges of hell. Hotter than a freshly dropped camels turd. It's Africa hot. Hotter than a two dollar pistol. It's so hot, chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs. Hotter than dog-crap frying in a black-ironed skillet.
...the worst part of all. My car's AC no longer works...
How hot do you think it is?
Thursday, August 9, 2007
It's HOT!
Posted by KevK at 3:58 PM
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I'm very disturbed by this post's interest in feces. :)
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